- Nigel, an African grey parrot, went missing for four years only to return speaking Spanish and calling for someone named ‘Larry.’
- Were these thieves planning the largest black market chicken fry ever? What do you do with 18 tons of Crisco?
- If pumpkin spice lattes are going to be a thing, someone may as well deep fry some.
- Pearland vet surprised when he opened the garage to see his 1965 ‘Stang fully restored, by strangers no less.
- These might be fightin’ words if it wasn’t so obvious that the writer is clearly jealous of the South.
- Because you know you were wondering what the record for drinking an entire bottle of ketchup was, we bothered to ask.
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“Being a celebrity is shit — it’s dumb and I’m not interested in it. I like to be an actor, and that’s it. The blurred lines are, I think manmade. I think celebrity is a manmade thing, it’s not innate in us, we have people telling us, ‘We should pay attention to these people,’ for all the wrong reasons, their personal lives and whatnot. … I’d rather just do my work and go home and watch Lifetime.” — Zach Galifianakis reported in The Hollywood Reporter
- At 73, a US Navy vet must be wondering about his place in the great beyond. He sent a check for $200 and an apology for papers he stole in 1950.
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